Don't you wonder what men think?

18 signs you've grown up

18 Signs You've Grown UP!!

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

3. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

4. You watch the Weather Channel.

5. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

6. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

7. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

8. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.

9. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

10. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

11. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

12. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

13. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

14. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

15. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset
rather than settle your stomach.

16. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

17. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.

18. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to then you forward it to a
bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same.

Keeping your sanity

19 Ways to Maintain or Lose Sanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don t use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, 'Rock Bottom'.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking LotYelling"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are GoingTo Have To Let One Of You Go."

WHAT WOMEN THINK

Comment on the astounding ego of women.

Why is it that many women over 40 think they look like Catherine Zeta Jones when most of them actually look more like James Earl Jones?

"I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike" is how I believe the song goes. Is the bike morphing into a tree or is the tree morphing into a bike? Can you call this a TREE WHEELER? Har Har.

I wouldn't like this tree in my front yard, or my back. I didn't know there were horizontal trees or did this tree grow in a place where there is a perpetual hurricane? Is this a rubber tree...arg arg.

This tree looks like a silo with branches. Where do they find these trees?

Cute, a waffle tree. Maybe an idea for waffle house?

If your cat gets stuck in this tree just leave em there. Bet you could build a large house out of the lumber from this tree or just carve out the inside and make a 4 story house.

I can't tell if these are a group of trees that grew together or one very weird tree. It looks like it might be dead, how would you like to pull that stump out of the ground.

These mushroom trees may be good for shade. They seem to be hearty seeing how they are growing in a pile of rocks where nothing else is growing...Kinda eerie but interesting.

OK OK...this is a bit much. Another tree picture that may have been photoshopped but I laughed when I saw it...A tree after my own heart. Would anyone really have the desire to change this...not most of the men I bet.

Now, I don't know if this was photoshopped but if this tree exists, it would be fun to have this in my front yard to welcome guests...this tree has anger issues. My wife won't like this pic...I'll try to convince her the tree is pointing the way to heaven.

Could this be 2 trees married...yuck yuck...tied the knot. This is an older couple though because this is a granny knot and not a square knot.

How about a tree that resembles my physique...middle age spread hanging over kinda like me hanging over my belt. The tree definitely needs a girdle, I'm considering on myself.

My intent was to do a post of Tinkabelle our puppy but I still need to compile pictures and then come up with psuedo witty remarks...but until I do that, I would like to post some pictures of trees. I'm a bit eclectic and have weird and diverse likes so here goes.

With some drywall or CDX sheathing, this tree could make a nice outhouse. Maybe that is what this guy is looking for!? It would make for a unique lawn shed or a room to lock your unruly mother-in-law in. Maybe a dog house where the dog could pee in any corner. I will need to think of some other uses for this.

She always brightens my day with her smile and loving attitude. She's the best thing thats ever happened to me.

She has stood by me through good and bad and hasn't stopped loving me. She's a true angel but she doesn't think so.

Oops, here she goes hugging one of her grand sons. She can't stop herself.

Geez Louise, I need to ween her off of all babies.

I've got tons of pictures of her hugging babies of every size shape and species. The very first picture I posted of her was of her hugging a teddy bear.

Here she goes again baby hugging. I think she would almost hug baby bugs!

She's very kind and gentle. I can't help but love her.

Another picture of my wife. She absolutely loves babies of all kinds. Here she's hugging a baby goat at our friends house. She's SOOO loving, I'm very fortunate to be married to her.

Another Marcy Picture

These are just more pictures of my wonderful wife. Her first true loves are her children and her children's children. I love them too. She loves babies SOOO much...Baby anything, She would love Baby T REX, Baby Sharks, baby anything...She loves babies. SHe says I'm one of her first true loves too, which always makes me feel good.

More Marcy

I have a very eclectic taste in music as my side bars...I love classical, big band, soft rock, hard rock, grunge, celtic so there will be something that someone will like and some music that some will not like so much.

Anyway, I would like to talk a bit more about my wife that I love so. She is a real worker (super high energy). She sleeps 5-6 hours a night and works all day and late into the evening. She wears me out just watching her work. This picture is of Marcy after 20 hours of hard labor with no breaks.

She is also the most giving individual I've met. She goes out of her way to help people her time, talent and generosity whether she knows them or not. Just recently she gave a woman at church a hundred dollars that she even doesn't know and hasn't seen before, the woman was with her child and crying because she needed money for rent.

Marcy my love

I wanted to start my blog with a section dedicated to the one who stole my heart 4+ years ago. Her and God are the best things that have happened to me. So first of all, I need to show you the Pulchritudinous, Pious, Devoted, Extremely Loving, Humorous and Intelligent woman I'm talking about but she's all mine so don't get any ideas.

This first picture is of my baby in Arizona looking very sexy. She's a natural redhead with silky soft skin.

From time to time, she asks me to paint her toe nails and I paint them any color I want. Sometimes she insists on painting my toe nails!!! She is very playful and impish as she states in her blog.

The next picture was also taken in Arizona. This is one of my favorite pics and she's very sexy here. She's cuddling with a bear that I sent her on our first Valentines Day, we hadn't met yet.

By the way, she has the greatest legs of any woman I've known. She has legs like a professional dancer.