18 signs you've grown up

18 Signs You've Grown UP!!

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

3. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

4. You watch the Weather Channel.

5. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

6. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

7. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

8. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.

9. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

10. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

11. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

12. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

13. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

14. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

15. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset
rather than settle your stomach.

16. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

17. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.

18. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to then you forward it to a
bunch of old pals and friends cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same.