"I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike" is how I believe the song goes. Is the bike morphing into a tree or is the tree morphing into a bike? Can you call this a TREE WHEELER? Har Har.

I wouldn't like this tree in my front yard, or my back. I didn't know there were horizontal trees or did this tree grow in a place where there is a perpetual hurricane? Is this a rubber tree...arg arg.

This tree looks like a silo with branches. Where do they find these trees?

Cute, a waffle tree. Maybe an idea for waffle house?

If your cat gets stuck in this tree just leave em there. Bet you could build a large house out of the lumber from this tree or just carve out the inside and make a 4 story house.

I can't tell if these are a group of trees that grew together or one very weird tree. It looks like it might be dead, how would you like to pull that stump out of the ground.

These mushroom trees may be good for shade. They seem to be hearty seeing how they are growing in a pile of rocks where nothing else is growing...Kinda eerie but interesting.

OK OK...this is a bit much. Another tree picture that may have been photoshopped but I laughed when I saw it...A tree after my own heart. Would anyone really have the desire to change this...not most of the men I bet.

Now, I don't know if this was photoshopped but if this tree exists, it would be fun to have this in my front yard to welcome guests...this tree has anger issues. My wife won't like this pic...I'll try to convince her the tree is pointing the way to heaven.

Could this be 2 trees married...yuck yuck...tied the knot. This is an older couple though because this is a granny knot and not a square knot.

How about a tree that resembles my physique...middle age spread hanging over kinda like me hanging over my belt. The tree definitely needs a girdle, I'm considering on myself.

My intent was to do a post of Tinkabelle our puppy but I still need to compile pictures and then come up with psuedo witty remarks...but until I do that, I would like to post some pictures of trees. I'm a bit eclectic and have weird and diverse likes so here goes.

With some drywall or CDX sheathing, this tree could make a nice outhouse. Maybe that is what this guy is looking for!? It would make for a unique lawn shed or a room to lock your unruly mother-in-law in. Maybe a dog house where the dog could pee in any corner. I will need to think of some other uses for this.

She always brightens my day with her smile and loving attitude. She's the best thing thats ever happened to me.

She has stood by me through good and bad and hasn't stopped loving me. She's a true angel but she doesn't think so.

Oops, here she goes hugging one of her grand sons. She can't stop herself.

Geez Louise, I need to ween her off of all babies.

I've got tons of pictures of her hugging babies of every size shape and species. The very first picture I posted of her was of her hugging a teddy bear.

Here she goes again baby hugging. I think she would almost hug baby bugs!

She's very kind and gentle. I can't help but love her.

Another picture of my wife. She absolutely loves babies of all kinds. Here she's hugging a baby goat at our friends house. She's SOOO loving, I'm very fortunate to be married to her.

Another Marcy Picture

These are just more pictures of my wonderful wife. Her first true loves are her children and her children's children. I love them too. She loves babies SOOO much...Baby anything, She would love Baby T REX, Baby Sharks, baby anything...She loves babies. SHe says I'm one of her first true loves too, which always makes me feel good.

More Marcy

I have a very eclectic taste in music as my side bars...I love classical, big band, soft rock, hard rock, grunge, celtic so there will be something that someone will like and some music that some will not like so much.

Anyway, I would like to talk a bit more about my wife that I love so. She is a real worker (super high energy). She sleeps 5-6 hours a night and works all day and late into the evening. She wears me out just watching her work. This picture is of Marcy after 20 hours of hard labor with no breaks.

She is also the most giving individual I've met. She goes out of her way to help people her time, talent and generosity whether she knows them or not. Just recently she gave a woman at church a hundred dollars that she even doesn't know and hasn't seen before, the woman was with her child and crying because she needed money for rent.

Marcy my love

I wanted to start my blog with a section dedicated to the one who stole my heart 4+ years ago. Her and God are the best things that have happened to me. So first of all, I need to show you the Pulchritudinous, Pious, Devoted, Extremely Loving, Humorous and Intelligent woman I'm talking about but she's all mine so don't get any ideas.

This first picture is of my baby in Arizona looking very sexy. She's a natural redhead with silky soft skin.

From time to time, she asks me to paint her toe nails and I paint them any color I want. Sometimes she insists on painting my toe nails!!! She is very playful and impish as she states in her blog.

The next picture was also taken in Arizona. This is one of my favorite pics and she's very sexy here. She's cuddling with a bear that I sent her on our first Valentines Day, we hadn't met yet.

By the way, she has the greatest legs of any woman I've known. She has legs like a professional dancer.